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On customer service

Note to customer service types who talk with prospective customers:

If you’re going to cuss about a customer, you really ought to make sure the call is disconnected before you take the name of our Lord and Saviour in vain.

Of course, the customer hears it and is forced to assume that you’re talking about them, and not just exclaiming “Jesus Christ!” at some random event in the office. And then they decide that maybe they would rather enter into a business relationship with someone more likely to treat them with a little more dignity.

No hablamos español.

Fox News Watch - viewer mail. Regarding the subject of Geno’s requesting that patrons order in English.

Few of us seem to remember or even know the joy of traveling to Europe and seeing “English spoken here” in the window of a shop or restaurant. The Europeans have catered to us and learned to speak our language out of necessity to attract our dollars. When will we be more grateful to the Spanish-speaking people who come here to work and boost our economy in the process?
Sue
Andover, NJ

Sue, no respect intended, you are a moron.

The Europeans invite tourists to their countries. It makes sense to speak the language of those you invite, no? I’ve been to Europe (well, one country in it). I was overjoyed by the fact that many people there spoke English. They certainly had no obligation to do so. I at least attempted to learn a few minor words of politeness in their language - many there appreciated the effort. It’s a respect thing.

But that’s not good enough for you. You go full-on dumb. These “Spanish-speaking people” you fawn over, in large part, have NOT been invited here. They have, in fact, circumvented our laws to come here (try going to Europe without a passport. Yes, they’ll speak English alright - as they throw your dumb ass in prison). Those who have arrived on our shores, by whatever means, have no more legitimate right to demand that I learn their language than I have to travel to Sweden or France and demand to converse in English.

That the people of Sweden take it upon themselves to learn English is something I regard as a gift from them to their English-speaking guests. They certainly had no obligation to do so, and I appreciate the effort. Tak, as my Swedish friends would say.

How dare you, in your infinite stupidity and arrogance demand that I give such a gift to guests who arrive uninvited and unannounced.

Forbes on Fox strikes again!

Did I just hear Leah Goldman right? Bill Gates isn’t an entrepreneur?

In a heated debate over the Inheritance Tax (which Leah asserts affects random small numbers of people, and then blames overwhelming support for its repeal on “12,000 families, including the Waltons who call it a Death Tax”) she actually claims that entrepreneurs aren’t hurt by the death tax, and then goes on to claim the Bill Gates isn’t an entrepreneur?

What planet does she live on? Love him or hate him, Bill Gates built the single largest software company in the world from absolutely nothing. Think about it - he sells nothing but information, and he’s now worth billions.

Is there some sort of magic wealth number that, once crossed, strips a businessman of the title “entrepreneur”, and entitles him to have a significant hunk of his wealth confiscated by the government on the occassion of his passing?

The mind reels.

Finishing off the May 20th posting

In which I kinda trailed off at the end.

That last bit with the “first second third” was actually my “reasonable” solution.

The flippant one was this:

Annex Mexico.