OK, I understand all the dumbass tricks that scumbag spammers use to get their shit in my face.
But whoever came up with this is the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
This is the entire message that I received - it’s pure HTML, for starters.
There are no image tags in it, no images at all.
<html><!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC “-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN”
<head></head>
<body bgcolor=#ffffff>
Hello. <br>
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We have found your resume on Job web site, and would like to offer you
vacancy in our company. <br>
If you interests, more detailed information you can receive on ours web <br>
site: http://www.****.us/ ( please send us email for more information ) <br>
vacancymillermorgans@Alum.com <br>
<font color=#fcfcfc>groove season sandy juice</font><br>
We look forward to your reply. <br>
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Thank you. <br>
Best regards, <br>
Miller & Morgans inc.<br>
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</body>
</html>
Which, when rendered looks like this:
Hello.
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We have found your resume on Job web site, and would like to offer you
vacancy in our company.
If you interests, more detailed information you can receive on ours web
site: http://www.****.us/ ( please send us email for more information )
vacancymillermorgans@Alum.com
groove season sandy juice
We look forward to your reply.
nerve urine 3333 kraut
Thank you.
Best regards,
Miller & Morgans inc.
glean tans micro janis
That web address is exactly as it appears, no names have been changed to protect the ignorant.
I’ve gotten 5 of these already, and each one has a different “from” address, a different “name”, and a different email address in the body to send for “more information”.
I mean, who the hell would be dumb enough to fall for this? Especially when 4 of them arrive at the same instant, and all have these little inconsistencies.
Not to mention the horrid English, and from names like “Sify”. Yeah, I’m really gonna reply to a job offer from someone named “Sify” with an address like “dumbass@noplace.com”.
Note the stream of random words rendered in an invisible color (at least on the white background that the message was intended to be on, not the stylish black background you see here) - this is to fool the bayesian filters, I guess.
That’s my rant for tonight. It’s stupid shit like this that makes me wanna send a GBU-32 to the house of a spam king.
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