I just realized why I despise Barney Frank so.

It’s not because he’s gay.  There’s plenty of gay politicians I don’t give a shit about.

It’s not because he’s fat.  Same reason.

It’s not because he’s corrupt.  I don’t like any corrupt politicians, but most of them just trigger a mild loathing.

No, it’s because he reminds me of Jabba the Hutt.  Fat, slimy, corrupt, disgusting, and you can’t understand what he’s saying because that fat tongue keeps falling out of his mouth when he talks.

Barney the Hutt (D-MA).

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