Well, it used to be a nice country.
Congratulations, America. You’ve just elected the most left-wing president in the history of our Republic. A man who is imperceptibly to the right of Karl Marx. Very nice. Do you feel good about yourselves?
Of course, I offer no congratulations to the winner. He deserves no such consideration. While I will avoid the batshit loco conspiracy theories favored by the moonbat BDS lefties these past eight years, I do not expect to have a single positive thing to say about President Obama during his short stay on Pennsylvania avenue.
The stock market has already begun to indicate its displeasure with the electorate’s choice, even with a good amount of the Obama premium already priced into the market. I would not be surprised to see the Dow at 7,000 by year end.
I’m putting the over/under on Obama’s telling the American people that we aren’t getting a tax cut at two weeks. This would beat President Clinton’s record for breaking his central election promise by five days in 1993.
Since George Bush was unable to decisively wrap up Al Qaeda, we will (as I predicted in 2002) be attacked in America in 2009. Obama’s response will either be devastating to the United States, or devastating to his political standing with his base.
Finally, I do not want to hear one single black person ever again complain that America is a racist nation, and that their personal failure is a function of “the man” holding them back. Do you hear me? NO MORE COMPLAINING ABOUT IT. You’ve got a black man in most powerful fucking job in the entire fucking world.