Football Bat.
The canonical fucked-up thing.
Here’s a new one. A parolee gets custody of a child he barely knows.
He gets paroled, after a long string of burglaries. He gets custody of a child that was born after he went in, and has barely seen since. The mother of his child is not surprised that he went back to robbing houses. Why was this loser given custody of a child?
I hereby nominate Connecticut to replace the Football Bat as the canonical thing to which all things shall be compared. Suggested usage: “You are as fucked up as Connecticut.”
In case you either didn’t click through, or you’re confused, this piece of human debris is presently being held on suspicion of murder, rape, arson, and burglary in the 7/23/07 home invasion in Cheshire, CT in which three women perished and a man was brutally beaten and left for dead.