Congratulations! You’re 50!

Or not. Either AARP has a funky sense of humor (note, I’m not laughing), or their database is suffering from cephalo-rectal impaction.

That’s right, I got a membership registration from AARP today. Thirteen years before I’m eligible. Not that I’d join them anyhow, but that’s not the point.

Could you at least TRY not to offend me today?

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