Billy has a cousin.
Background: Billy is not too bright. Doesn’t pay attention to anything going on around him. Oblivious. I met his cousin and uncle today.
I’m walking in to the store to pick up a few Christmas cards. Kid in front of me, and what appears to be his father behind him. Kid opens the door just enough to slip through, and keeps going. (this kind of thing is happening more and more, and I suspect that the feminist screech of “I can open a door you know” might have something to do with it, but it’s mostly that kids are just not taught to be polite).
So, I go through and gather my cards. Idiot boy nearly walks into me several times. I get to the register, and it’s my turn, but I CAN’T GET TO THE COUNTER. Why? Idiot-man is standing up at the counter waiting for idiot-boy, and blocking my path. I tried, politely, to get the clod to move. I get the patented Billy “Who, me?” look.
Why do we let stupid people breed?