God damn, I hate commercials…
Posted on August 13th, 2005 by Brian Corbino
TV is on in the other room. I get to hear a woman announce “I have genital herpes.”
Where’s the remote…
She follows this revelation with: “I though I was being careful.”
Uhm.. if you’ve got herpes, then you were ipso facto NOT careful.
A more realistic ad would go something like this:
“I’m a filthy slut and I got herpes from some guy I met at a bar one night.”
“I’ll screw pretty much anything when I’m drunk, and I woke up and had this sore on my dick.”
“But now I take this pill, and nobody even notices that I’m carrying an incurable sexual disease!”