God damn, I hate commercials…

TV is on in the other room. I get to hear a woman announce “I have genital herpes.”

Where’s the remote…

She follows this revelation with: “I though I was being careful.”

Uhm.. if you’ve got herpes, then you were ipso facto NOT careful.

A more realistic ad would go something like this:

“I’m a filthy slut and I got herpes from some guy I met at a bar one night.”
“I’ll screw pretty much anything when I’m drunk, and I woke up and had this sore on my dick.”

“But now I take this pill, and nobody even notices that I’m carrying an incurable sexual disease!”

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