Banned in America
Congratulations, linguini-spined liberals! Thanks to your complete lack of responsiblity, you have allowed Hillary Clinton to decide for you (and me) what we can and cannot view in our own homes for our own entertainment.
I speak, of course, of none other than Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Rockstar games was successfully bullied by Hillary and her minions into changing the rating from “M”, meaning “intended for mature audiences over the age of 17″ to “AO”, meaning “Adults Only, over the age of 18″. Effectively, AO means that no retailer will stock it, no on-line seller will sell it, and the game is, for all intents and purposes, banned from sale in the United States.
A hearty thank-you goes out to all those weenie parents that have effectively ceded responsibility for the raising of their children to the government. Your laziness and inability to control your offspring have cut another wide swath through freedom of expression in the name of easy parenting.
And before you go getting all pissy with me about the content of the game, remember this: your child could not have walked into any reputable retailer and purchased this game on their own, but they can view content at least as explicit as the “hot coffee” scenes on your television every afternoon over broadcast TV — watching the daily soap operas.
Your cowardice and willingess to cede power to the likes of Hillary has guaranteed that all artists are now subject to the approval of government for their works to be seen by the public. I expect that you’ll not complain when that new Jay-Z album isn’t available any more because of the graphical and explicit lyrical content, or when Usher finds his albums pulled off of shelves because his next video is a little too sexually risqué.