The government is not in the business of parenting.
CNN covers the latest anti-videogame hysteria.
Can I just get this over with?
LEAVE MY VIDEO GAMES THE FUCK ALONE!
What’s that you say? What about the children? Y’know what? I don’t GIVE A FUCKING FUCK ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN. If you cannot control what your children consume, then maybe you should consider giving them to a more responsible adult who will. If you have a 12 year old, and you bought them Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, then you ought to have your head checked to see if it’s still on straight. If your 15 year-old doesn’t understand that it’s not socially acceptable to pull someone out of their car, beat the shit out of them, run them over, and then go pick up a hooker and kill her, then I’ve got news for you: you are a miserable fucking failure as a parent.
My parents didn’t have to compete with Mortal Kombat when I was a kid, but I knew when I encountered it that you weren’t supposed to throw a spear on a rope at someone’s throat, shout “Come here!”, pull them back, and uppercut them into the ceiling. There are some things that good parenting instills in a child, a sense of right and wrong is one of them, and the ability to discern fantasy from reality is another.
Have I made myself clear enough yet? Keep your child-fetishist hands off my First Amendment. Or I just might have to go Tekken on your happy ass.